Friday, May 16, 2008

An Ode to DZ

As most cycling fans probably know, Dave Zabriskie crashed horribly in the Giro earlier this week, breaking a vertebrae. In a show of support and respect, I present the first ever Friday Fun Time Haiku:

David Zabriskie:
Time Trial champion.
Hope your back heals soon!

. . .

Okay, that was really lame. Let me try again:

DZ broke his back.
Now he gets some valium.
Hey, think he'll share some?

. . .

Yet again, allow me to revel in my own lack of poetry skill:

You fall, hurt your back.
I cannot write good haiku,
so I better stop.

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